Dire US poster for Henry’s Crime

Here’s the new US poster for the Keanu Reeves starrer Henry’s Crime, and I think I know what he’s guilty of. This poster is yet another example in the crimes against artwork that Photoshop seems to have allowed in recent years.  I mean the three main characters are so obviously copy-pasted that it’s almost comical.

Directed by Malcolm Venville and it’s about an aimless guy (Keanu to a tee) who ends up serving time for a bank robbery he didn’t commit. After he gets out, he decides to rob the bank for real.  Things get complicated when he falls for a girl.  As tends to happen…

The movie also stars Vera Farmiga and James Caan. It was released here on January 14th or at least it was supposed to. I can’t find anyone who saw it. Our neighbours across the Atlantic have to wait till April 15th.

Source: Cinematical


Working the night shift as a toll collector on a lonely stretch of highway in Buffalo, New York, Henry (KEANU REEVES) is a man seemingly without ambition, dreams or purpose; a man sleepwalking his way through life. He gets his wakeup call early one morning when he becomes an unwitting participant in an ill-conceived bank heist.

Rather than give up the names of the real culprits, Henry takes the fall and goes to jail. There, he meets the irrepressible Max (JAMES CAAN), a con man who’s grown far too comfortable with the familiarity and security of his ‘idyllic’ life behind bars, but one who also helps plant an idea in Henry’s mind which will change his life forever: for a man to find his purpose, he must first have a dream.

Upon his release one year later, Henry finds his purpose. Having done the time, he decides he may as well do the crime. Discovering a long forgotten bootlegger’s tunnel which runs from the very same bank to a theater across the alleyway, he convinces the reluctant Max to file for his long overdue parole — and then recruits his former cellmate to help stage a robbery.

Their plan is simple: by infiltrating the theater and its current production of Chekhov’s, The Cherry Orchard, the unlikely duo will buy just enough time to dig their way to the adjacent bank vault and drive off with their loot. Unfortunately that plan also includes Henry taking the lead role in the play, where he finds himself slowly falling for the production’s mercurial leading lady, Julie (VERA FARMIGA).